Actually….I’m sure I’m fooling no one into thinking this is what the seats of these chairs looked like before I re-covered them.
Three years ago.
In fact, it’s safe to assume no amount of cleaning or Scotch Guarding can undo what these chairs have been subjected to after countless babies, meals involving spaghetti sauce, chocolate, strawberries, mud?, tomato soup, etc., dirty hands and stinky feet.
They were dis.gus.ting.
They are the real heroes of the family.
I decided to do them in some vintage-y, happy oil cloth I ordered off line, which for the record, is way cheaper than any store I’ve seen it in.
Now I can just wipe them off and they won’t be advertising on craigslist looking for a more mature family.
In other news, I saw a peregrine falcon trying to take out one of my chickens this morning.
I’m not sure about the new morals for birds of prey. Really, at 9:30 in the morning? No scruples.
Have a good weekend.