I'm dumber today then I was last week.
Because I read a book.
Worst book I've eve.r read.
Not even kidding.
It was lent to me by a friend, because we 'have similar tastes in books'.
That is a lie.
Bryce asked me how I liked the book.
I told him it wasn't a book.
It's not even literature.
Books are supposed to broaden your views, increase your horizons.
This is not a real book.
I want those hours back.
After I finished the notrealbook, I looked at the back and read the author description.
She enjoys ventriloquism.
I should have seen that one coming.
Bryce has banned me from reading Daphne Du Maurier who is a real author and writes real books because it's making me a snob about books.
It just better equips me for weeding out the not real books.
This 'friend' just lent me another book by the same author, in THE SAME SERIES.
Yup, I have a situation.
*the author, title, and friend's name have been omitted to protect the innocent.