The Happyish Homestead

Monday, January 25, 2010


Dear Dust,

I am sorry to say, but I am ending things. I know that we have this same talk about every time this year, but this time, I'm serious.

Why? do you ask?

You're unfaithful. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly, but I must. I saw you at a friend's house the other day (I won't say who). How could you!

You're suffocating. I give you an inch, you take a mile.

You smell BAD. It's true, you do.

I feel that our relationship has gone stale. It's the same thing, over, and over, and over again.

All you do is take, and all I do is give.

I'm going to start a support group, we're going to have t-shirts, and I'm going to get over you....starting tomorrow, I am kind of busy today.



  1. See, the thing is...I may have to stop blogging now. Because I will never, ever be as funny as you. Not sure I can live in that shadow...

    Just kidding, glad you're blogging.

  2. Of course you would start a blog that is funny, interesting, and better than mine! Why must you always be better at things than me? Maybe one of these days I'll one up you!

    Your twin sister!

  3. So glad you decided to blog! Just so you know, there is NO dust in Medford! And Ben says there is a job opening that Bryce would be great for...just sayin'!

  4. Congratulations! Should be fun :)

  5. not that's my kind of hate mail...and your dust is having a tawdry affair at my house too...sadly...thanks for sharing the fun at fridays unfolded!

    stuff and nonsense


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