a conversation with Bryce:
Me: “I can’t believe your doing that right in front of me.”
Me: “It’s so gross.”
Bryce: “Well, you never give it to me.”
Me: “That’s because I have some sense of pride and dignity.”
Bryce: “I thought you’d be happy that I was getting it from somewhere if you never give it to me.”
Me: “You thought I’d be happy!?”
Me: “…and in front of the kids!?”
Bryce: “I think it’s good for them to know there’s options other than what you can provide.”
Me: “I can smell it on you….”
Bryce eating meatloaf at a buffet….
Also, in case you thought I’d forgot:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!