Put fluorescent industrial lighting in their kitchen.
Some people firmly believe there is never, never a good enough reason to have this type of light in any house. Ever.
Some people replace that light with a chandelier that was replaced by a ceiling fan because some people chose to buy a house
without air conditioning and move to a state where one weekend it’s 95 degrees in May and furiously put in four ceiling fans and
the next weekend its 61 degrees.
Some people have chandeliers in their kitchen because they bought a house that was built before electricity was invented so
lighting options in much of the household are limited, but they really, really, really love a certain chandelier, so in the kitchen it
Some people have vain children whom on occasion demand to have their pictures on a blog post.
Some people have little boys who enjoy wearing pink leotards while playing with trucks.
Some people may or may not be nesting….