Things I am NOT thankful for:
- sunburns
- mosquitoes
- moles: on the skin or in the ground
- luke warm showers
- temper tantrums
- stretch marks
- gum: on the sidewalk, under a desk, or in your hair
- expired coupons
- library late fees
- poor vision: physically or metaphorically
- pens with no ink
- insensitive remarks
- stuffing: the edible kind
- cold toes
- delayed flights
- watching movies or reading books that I didn't know would be horrible before I started them
What are you not thankful for?
Katie
Don't worry, next time I will try and perform my civil duty with a more typical Thanksgiving week post. You know the surprising thing, there weren't as many things that I'm not thankful for as I thought there would be.
--windy days when I'm bike commuting
ReplyDelete--broken bones
--no time to do the things I love
--spit up
ReplyDelete--working opposite shifts as your husband
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(I don't know if you knew I found your blog, but I read it often. You are hilarious Katie!) I am not thankful for running out of the chocolate candy I have been craving, bad weather during driving over the holidays, and poop paintings on my bathroom walls from potty training kids.
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