- I got a new job, in Oregon, and I have 10 weeks of training, and you'll be living with my parents.
- Your appendix ruptured, like, two days ago.
- How many babies are in there?
- It's good that your baby is crying, it helps her to clear out her lungs.
- I'm breaking up with you.
- Then, I won't be your daughter anymore!
- Mom, can you come wipe my bum?
- Oh, sorry, I was actually asking out your roommate...
- There's something you should know, my dad, he's a polygamist...
- Um, I don't think you should be gaining that much weight.
- It's o.k. if you're sister's the pretty one, you can be the smart one.
- I think that we should have a Lord of the Rings marathon night - crickets chirping in the background.
- Wow, this house is going to be a ton of work. Are you actually planning on living here?
- Anything about marital relations from my grandma, ahem.
- I bought the new Halo game.
- You're right, you do look like garbage, I mean, tired.
Katie
To add to the list:
ReplyDeleteSo, I have a question for you. (this doesn't actually turn out bad; it just sounds like it will.)
I had a talk with (insert child's name here) after lunch today... (this is generally in reference to my normally well behaved children hurting a friend on the play ground.)
and finally...
What do you want for dinner tonight? (if I knew, I would be the one cooking it).
Happy Monday!
The one i love
ReplyDeleteHOW many kids do you Have?
or now the new one
How do you like being empty nesters?
I want to reply I'm not an empty nesters, I still have 3 kids in college that I send money to every month.
Love Mom
Let's add this to the list:
ReplyDeleteWhen are the 10 weeks up again?
I just want you to know, I would much rather be the smart one than the pretty one. Prettiness only gets you so far in life!
ReplyDeleteHere is another good one:
When are you due?
And the reply is always, Oh wow! You still have 6 months. I thought you were farther than that!
Ok, so i totally still tell the polygamist story every chance i get. i am so grateful that i was around to experience your joy from that weekend. truly grateful.
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