- Jay walked all.of.the.time in college. I actually don't remember a specific time I used the crosswalk.
- On more than one occasion I didn't finish my food growing up. Although it looked like I had finished my food, it was really in the toilet, in my napkin, in the heat register behind my chair, or under my youngest siblings' high chair.
- I speed, daily.
- In college, I went on multiple dates with multiple boys all in one day. I actually don't know if it's a rule how many boys you can see in one day...
- I hardly ever iron. I think that must be some sort of housewife rule. Isn't that what the dryers for?
- I bribe my children hourly. I've read a lot of parenting books that say you shouldn't do that but....
- When I play the piano, I never count. I know how, I think, but I'm really lazy.
- Sometimes I feed my kids cereal for lunch.
- I sleep my babies on their tummies.
- I rarely take my prenatal vitamins.
- When we used to go to the zoo, there was this door for employee use only, I used it all of the time.
- I wipe junk from my counter into my open dishwasher rather than into my hand and then the trash can.
- I only shave my legs a couple times a week.
- I don't floss.
- I rarely remember to put on sunblock.
- I call African-Americans black.
- I let my kids eat food off the floor.
- I wear white socks with mostly everything.
- I left A-Town without paying my $4 library fine.
- The tags on my van are expired.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
20 Rules I've Broken
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My kids watch a lot of TV when I don't feel well.
ReplyDeleteKatie about the tags on your van... we just had a really long sad and expensive experience regarding expired tags at our house. So just a word to the wise don't let it go past three months because in Utah if you are caught, they will impound your vehicle on the spot.
ReplyDeleteI think part of that A-town library fine is mine, but the jerks won't let me pay it. Its not like I don't contribute to them regularly with my own fines, why should it matter if I want to pay yours too?
ReplyDeleteIs that all the rules you have really broken? I think I might try this and see how many I can come up with! I think I broke several rules at home. And there is a 20-second rule that goes with food on the ground. If it is only there for 20-seconds it's o.k. to eat :)
ReplyDeleteI'm curious, where did the 'employees only' door lead to at the zoo?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't take her prenatal vitamins, like ever. *Let's out a sigh of relief* I thought I was like evil or something. I can't remember and they're just so huge and they have me on so much other crap.
ReplyDeleteThey are black, I've never met a black person from Africa, sorry. Black black black. I'll never change.
I only shave my legs on Sunday if I'm not wearing tights, so usually about twice a month during winter.
And I resent my mother for making me drink the milk out of the cereal bowl before I could leave the table, and for putting my orange juice in the fridge for the next day, and making me eat 3 bites of leftover mashed potatoes for breakfast. Sam and I throw away everything, and I do not care. And I even fill my cereal bowl all the way to the top with milk and half of it goes down the drain, so shoot me.