I know that their name is Bare Naked Ladies, but I thought that that title would be a bit more interesting.
So, the song If I had a Million Dollars by the Bare Naked Ladies has been on the radio quite a bit lately. In honor of that classic song, I thought I would do a post about what I would do if I had a million dollars. Spoiler Alert: I am not as generous as that infamous (more than famous) band so very few items on this list are for other people.
- Put new carpet in our house. Midnight blue and blood red might do it for some people, I am not that person.
- A new rug for the family room.
- A maid.
- A cruise.
- I would hire the people who do What Not To Wear to outfit me with a new wardrobe. I'd like to think that I don't qualify for that show, but I might need a bit of help.
- A personal chef.
- I'd pay Bryce a handsome amount to get rid of his hideous, ghetto, why-would-anyone-own-one pheasant lamp.
- A trampoline.
- A plasma TV.
- The sailboat picture at Unique Thrift Store.
- I'd donate a large amount to research to find out why two year old kids have tantrums, and how to make it stop.
- I'd hire someone to potty train my kids, not the ones that are already potty trained, obviously.
- A personal hair stylist, by that I mean someone to do my girls' hair. That becomes a bit tiresome.
- I'd pay a movie company to put me in a period piece movie, like Pride and Prejudice, as an extra.
Um...I think that's it.
Katie
I'm with ya on the potty training. I'm amazed I've survived it so far. I guess I'm 2/3 of the way done though...
ReplyDeleteExcellent list! How much is that sailboat painting? :)
ReplyDeleteand to think, i thought I was going to see naked ladies on your post. Disappointing. I LOVE your blog. just because I don't comment as often as i'd like, or read it as much as I want, I LOVE IT. I want to copy it and paste it on my blog. Oh, yeah, it is that good. Although, I would take full credit for my plagerism and not say who the whitty source is.
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