I thought I'd favor you all with a well researched and accurate post about stats and percentages in our home.
90% of the conversation is directed to me.
5 out of 5 times it's Adeline that's made Meg cry.
6 times out of 7 I don't want to make dinner.
30% of the time Bryce falls asleep while I'm talking to him in bed.
9 out of 10 times Adeline will throw sand at Elizabeth in the sand box.
1 time out of 52 American Idol will be worth watching this season.
99.1% of the time I'll want to watch a singing and dancing movie.
5 out of 7 nights I'll lose sleep thinking about home improvement plans.
97% of the time I think something could be improved with some paint.
100% of the time I kill annuals, lemon bushes, and lime bushes.
99.9% of the time I'm right.
.1% of the time Bryce is.
92% of the time I lose my patience.
3 out 5 times the kids are good at Hobby Lobby.
6 out 7 times I want a hamburger if we go out to eat.
19 out of 20 days I need to take a nap.
365 hours in the year I waste time on the Internet.
100% of the time I want to go estate selling.
80% of the time I don't have money to.
Every other day I think about cutting my hair short.
92% of the time I feel like a bad mom.
50% of the time I am.
100 out of 100 days it rains I want to stay in and read a book.
Katie
P.S. I went to Home Depot and bought some paint, wish me luck!
I don't like the item 2nd from the bottom, despite it's comedic import. Remember that time when I was pregnant and came to visit you? I pretty much determined then and there that you are a good mom and a great example to me!
ReplyDeleteI'd say statically Emily is 100% right on that one Katie!! :0)
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