The Happyish Homestead

Friday, April 30, 2010

Social Statistics

I thought I'd favor you all with a well researched and accurate post about stats and percentages in our home.

90% of the conversation is directed to me.

5 out of 5 times it's Adeline that's made Meg cry.

6 times out of 7 I don't want to make dinner.

30% of the time Bryce falls asleep while I'm talking to him in bed.

9 out of 10 times Adeline will throw sand at Elizabeth in the sand box.

1 time out of 52 American Idol will be worth watching this season.

99.1% of the time I'll want to watch a singing and dancing movie.

5 out of 7 nights I'll lose sleep thinking about home improvement plans.

97% of the time I think something could be improved with some paint.

100% of the time I kill annuals, lemon bushes, and lime bushes.

99.9% of the time I'm right.

.1% of the time Bryce is.

92% of the time I lose my patience.

3 out 5 times the kids are good at Hobby Lobby.

6 out 7 times I want a hamburger if we go out to eat.

19 out of 20 days I need to take a nap.

365 hours in the year I waste time on the Internet.

100% of the time I want to go estate selling.

80% of the time I don't have money to.

Every other day I think about cutting my hair short.

92% of the time I feel like a bad mom.

50% of the time I am.

100 out of 100 days it rains I want to stay in and read a book.


P.S. I went to Home Depot and bought some paint, wish me luck!


  1. I don't like the item 2nd from the bottom, despite it's comedic import. Remember that time when I was pregnant and came to visit you? I pretty much determined then and there that you are a good mom and a great example to me!

  2. I'd say statically Emily is 100% right on that one Katie!! :0)

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